the off-topic thread

My friend can only come and see me for my birthday if she has finished packing. Nice.

 

some friend!!

 

I'm no kin to the monkey no no no
The monkey's no kin to me
I don't know much about his ancestors
But mine didn't swing from a tree

 

fat greasy spoon for dinner

 

sugar sugar sugar sugar.
I need to go fencing now.
i luuurve sugar.

Oh yeah and i have a date for prom now.
She's a friend.

EDIT: i read my post back and for a split second thought it said I need to go dancing now.

 

My mum is holding a fundraising committee meeting IN THE DINING ROOM!!!!!!

 

I have about ten different songs in my head and it doesn't make one good one.

 

And being home and having to brave the outdoors has made my hands look like those of a 60 year old.

 

Slather on large amounts of moisturiser and put some gloves on moon.

Whyyyy do I have to go to the meeting, I wanted to watch the sisterhood of the travelling pants tonight

 

I'm in love with Niles Crane.

 

I nearly got run over.
*annoyed*
Esp. since this time it wasnt my fault.

 

I nearly got run over by Neil Kinnock. I put a 7 foot scratch all the way down his car with my handlebars.

 

Well I nearly got run over by former Radio 1 DJ Mike Read ... Bastard swerved towards me with an evil glint in his eye

 

Devastation to the nation!

 

It looks like my stupid brother is cancelling on me! Why does no one round here who is free like the Levellers! I might have to just go alone now.

 

...because the levellers are poo.

 

:O Psygrunge wash your mouth out with soap!!

 

How dare you!

 

Yep, soap, not even water, so the disgusting taste of his erroneous words can linger....

 

Went shopping with my mum, finished paying for my stuff and walked over to her only to find her engrossed in the penis shaped chocolate, naked lady sponges and something to fry your eggs in the shape of two people having sex.