the off-topic thread

wait wait wait......hold everything

if the topic of this thread is off topic shit.....then isnt everything in this thread actually on topic?

in case im wrong......the nanny from that show "the nanny" whos got the really nasally voice, is extremely....well, not unbearable but i wouldnt want to listen to it every day

 

I never understood that show...In the end a classless slutty skanky nanny marries a wealthy classy man...Yeah right. Like that would ever happen
I mean she's not even nice or beautiful or stylish...

 

My trousers are amazing, noone can figure them out cos they look like a skirt

And I'm going for a 10g, eeek!

 

i can bench press my body weight

 

I keep forgetting I have this tab open. Then i feel bad for not posting and forgetting and making it seem as though ive been on for a long time when i havent. I keep forgetting the internet is in real time. IDK why.

stop emotionally blackmailing me!!!
:tongue:

 

ohh my.. I forgot again.

 

lotta people gonna be wonderin' about how de cornerstone o' Ugandan literature gittin' laid. Lotta people gonna be walkin' about over de nex' few centuries an' quotin' de ensuin' tome at one anudder an' mutterin': ''How dis great talent kickin' off? History recognisin' where he de fust-class military genius, also de dipperlomatic giant o' his generation, not to menton bein' a dab hand at de five-card stud, but how it comin' about dat de great Idi Amin also wipin' de floor wid Wilfrid Shakespeare an' Edward de Gibbon an' sim'lar?''...

 

I just realised, my acid trip didn't look like the 60s, the 60s looked like an acid trip

 

Well there, I finally saw you outside the chatroom.

Now I shall leave this foreign land of UK.

 

''Will you SHUT UP!! We're NOT gonna have a FAMILY BRAWL!! We've put up with a hell of a lot! This way you can build your goddamn muscles, huh?! You know - you could build your muscles pickin' strawberries! Y'no, bend n SCOOP - like the Mexicans! Shit, maybe I could get you a job with United Fruit, I got a buddy with United Fruit - get you started. Start with strawberries, you might work your way up to these goddamn BANANAS!! WHEN boy, WHEN are you gonna GET you ACT TOGETHER?! Oh, good god old mighty me, I think he's the anti-christ. Anthony, I wanna talk to you. Now, listen. DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME WHEN I'M TALKIN' TO YA! YOU GET A GODDAMN JOB BEFORE SUNDOWN OR WE'RE SHIPPING YOU OFF TO MILITARY SCHOOL WITH THAT GODDAMN FINKELSTEIN SHIT KID!!!! Son of a BITCH!!''

 

Hehe. Sometimes XD

 

Why does the internet hate me?

 

This weekend I have bought:
some very wide leg navy trousers which look like a skirt
a 2.6mm taper (ow)
a stripey jumper
some pyjamas
a beret

I'm not spending any money next weekend!

 

ok so it says that nynysuts made a comment on my jewellery thread at 8:08 but then i click on it and there's no comment ... what's up with that ...

it's a glitch in the matrix obviously.

 

Yeah, I was getting that...

I said I'd buy somethinmg off you when I'd sorted my finances out

 

aww ... thanks hun

i'm hoping to make some new things soon to put up in the shop in preparation for the Yule season approaching. i need to update my thread really, as I've made even better stuff since then.

it's weird that it's not showing the message ... but says you wrote one. bizarreness.

 

Urgh, horrible day at school today, spent most of it watching Lauren and Brett faff round with a green screen, they're my mates but by lunchtime all I wanted was to slope of by myself. So I ate a whole pot of cheese and tomato tesco pasta, that's rather shocking :O

 

everyone download antiphorm

 

No. I don't need antiphorm, I have cheesecake. Which is a million times better.

 

I had a cheesecake.
A strawberry cheesecake.
Key word being 'had'.