the off-topic thread

Wow, that was fun...

 

Hehe

butterflies are groovy little things

 

I caught a cold I think, either that or I've fucked my nose up... My brain is a FOG but wow, what a festival.

 

My nose is fucked too.. I actually sneezed out white powder this morning :O

Plus I was happily riding along and I got pulled over by the police! aagh! Turned out it was just cos my L-plate had fallen off but fuck I was scared..

 

I watched that panorama on true brits.
Notice, all the people who supported the BNP on there, were old, female and white.
I was particularly annoyed at one women who said something like "i was on the escalator and i realised i was the only british there..." No. You were the only WHITE woman there.


I'm really quite pissed off.

 

I DON'T WANNA CARPOOL OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS TO SCHOOL AND I SURE AS HELL DON'T WANT THEM DRIVING MINE. so that's that. they can quit nagging me now.

 

I'm over it, I'm over it arty:

 

Very proud of the fact I managed to insult a Daily Mail photographer about the quality of his paper to his face with a megaphone this weekend...

 

Go lithium!!!

I almost talked about boys with my mum today, she's far too intuitive but right now boys can go fuck themselves.

 

Why is power and authority so attractive? Especially when I hate power and authority. I don't understand.

 

Myh life is so boring, I never get invited anywhere and I can hardly invite myself along. And every time I suggest something people get really unenthusiastic. I'm missing out on life here, my choice of activities on Sunday are apparentkly 'helping out at a church picnic' (no chance) or the scout BBQ at the bikers convention, which is alright but I JUST WANT A LIFE.

 

Oooh three fire engines filled with firemen! Rather nice just before bed!

 

Should I text him? And what the hell would I even say?

 

I think I'm turning Japanese

 

Just bumped into some guy who hustled me six years ago. I tried to ignore him as he spotted me. He called me "Yo Bro". He seemed pissed off that I didn't say hello to him. Perhaps the reason that he wasn't dead bleeding in some suburban gutter, meant that he is the luckiest guy in Lewisham. He hustled me out of fifty quid. I was about 20 and was ignorant then. I finally recouped costs when I got a mini windfall several months later. I can't believe some people though.

 

I enjoy the night sky, I really do. Thanks for the compliment.

 

I remember nearly being hustled into paying for a camel ride to see the Giza Pyramids in Egypt which could have cost £500 English, seriously. There was me, 21 at the time, 5 SOUTHERNERS!!!!! and am Irish guy. I was travelling on my own and had joined this complete group simply because we all came from the same hotel in Cairo, which is featured in one of Michael Palin's travel shows, a BBC production. The upshot was that we were being bullied into paying the organisers price, of which I had knowledge of the scam. It became a real debate and nearly had these SOUTHERNERS, WITH MORE MONEY THAN SENSE, prepared to pay the price. The upshot is that I argued it down to £40, English. The disappointing fact was when it came to rewarding the guide who had his son with him and looked after us without complaint, all that was offered by 7 people was £10!!!!!!!!!, disgusting I know. Anyway, I tried to reason with the group to give the bloke something, but was met with

'FUCK THAT!!!!'

So I decided to make it up to £50 English because I recognised that, regardless of the fact that these twats had more money to burn than me the fella deserved something as he explained that because of my hard bargaining he had HIS pay reduced, and I felt obligated to get him something for his wealth of knowledge as a guide, even though the amount of money he finally got was a lot, relatively speaking.

To end; I didn't travel by camel but by horseback as opposed to those tits I was with, who finished with a sore arse, so there was some justice!!!!

 

My background...... this patient group...... was never going to happen was it?!

 

Yippie I Yaaay
Yippie I Yaaaaaaaaay
Ghost rider in the sky

 

That reminds me of an N*Sync song. Thank you very much!