the off-topic thread

I hurt, it's not nice.

 

Two of my mum's old hairdressing clients have died within a week of each other. RIP Molly and Parker, you'll be missed.

 

Yah =/

 

I've realised that I have been singing the most inappropriate songs around mental health units. Maybe it's telling me something.

 

I feel sorry for our cat.. I have to put eyedrops in his eye every 3 hours or he'll lose it

 

I can't decide whether sleeping half the day is a waste, a luxury or just a way of hiding.

 

Darn you to heck!

 

soup soup tasty soup soup
spicy carrot and coriander
chilli chowder crouton crouton
crunchy friends in a liquid broth.

 

I always embarrass myself. I've been thinking of parts of yesterday and saying 'fuck' a lot. Which is funny cos it's not a word I use.

 

When I think about unwrapping them leaves I say fuck too grr

 

I'm not really thinking of the leaves, pushed that to a nice corner in my mind. Heck, I'll never be one of the cool kids.

I need to go and listen to Noah and the Whale.

 

I thought about helping the environment by installing wind turbines near my arse. :rofl:

 

I feel bad

Very bad

 

I feel like I'm squeezing juice from tennis balls again. it's not a nice feeling.

 

Noel Fielding has truly awful teeth.

You gotta love him though.

 

No you don't.

 

I'm thinking of keeping a couple of quails. Need a rabbit hutch and run first though.

 

I wish this phase of my life was over, I'm heartily sick of feeling like shit. And my sister and her bitchy friend don't help.
'oh aren't we a bit moody today'
'whassa matter, did you get dumped? *snigger*'
'We know a secret about you pinky'

Ooh I could slap both of them, after I cooked them chips as well.

 

Apparently Gordon Brown likes Yazoo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44MI3u9x23s

From his window, Gordon looks like a Larva lamp.

How hooby groovy is that!

 

I want to DO something tonight instead of sitting around being bored a per usual.