the off-topic thread

I do not like that "how to look good naked" programme, i mean.. WTF. But I have to say i HATE that "Look ten years younger" I HATE IT. Gok may be a douche but at least when he tries to make people look better he changes clothes and stuff, that other womans all about cosmetic surgery and fuck as if thats any good. It pisses me off.

 

In other news I CAN TOUCH TYPE. oh yeahhhhh....

 

BeijingOlympics

08/08/08


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD7r-YdJ1CA

 

I've been to more parks this week than in the last 2 years.

(vegetarian) cola laces FTW!

 

Oh yeah, so Blyk's a 'free' phone network yet you get sent 6 'brand messages' a day, sod that!!

 

There ain't no free lunch..

 

Bubbles go up..and up...and up...and up...and up...and disappear...

Uh, um, Uh 32!

 

It's 2AM and I'm online. Reality suddenly hits.. I should be out drinking. Or asleep, either one.

But I know I ain't gonna do neither, c'est la vie.

 

At least you're not cuyddled up with a blanket and a teddy bear listening to the arctic monkeys hehe. Somehow I'm cold...

 

Cold? I'm in my boxers with the fan on and I'm still warm =/
You can have all the heat out of my room, I don't need it

 

I think I'm going out of my mind.

 

I think I might join you Jai, my mind's a dark and dingy place at present.

 

aw.. You probably dont want to join me.. Tis a crappy place to be.

 

My sister and her mate had BOYS in her bedroom! And then the BOYS came and stood and watched us eat from the kitchen and her mate nattered on about nothing and I spilt blackberry juice. Story of my life.

 

lost my fone last nite at a jungle rave in a gym o wel

 

Shall I go back to making juice from tennis balls?

 

I dont know what to say. But i love typing with this keyboard. The novelty will wear off but right now I love it.

 

wait a minute.. You can make juice from tennis balls?!!!!
teachhhh me!!!!!!!!!

 

Think of it as a metaphor for something impossible.

 

oh right...
Well..
right.

I wish it wasnt a metaphor