the off-topic thread

When i was little i thought jam was called confetti. I called it confetti until i was about 7. Somewhat of a language mixup and change around there! Coming out somewhere in the middle-i.e the wrong destination. Story of my life

I should have had jam splattered on me at the wedding

 

*pictures Maxi covered in jam in her wedding dress* :smilielol5:

 

i like eggs

 

mmm, jam
Haha would have made things more interesting. As it is i have the dress perfectly preserved (ha, see what i did there) and what use is that? Better for it to have seen the glory of a jam covered day, i recon Im hungry

 

My mum wore my Gran's dress and its still in the wardrobe in case one of us lot wants to wear it. She was in the local rag because of it lol.

 

Bless, thats pretty sweet Lucky they were same size. Id have worn (one of) my mums but they were all binned years ago no doubt! And wouldnt exactly have good luck attached. Got mine on the cheap, 80 quid from Debs, plain and simple, cant say fairer! My mum did make my lovely bouquet though, that was one of the most special things

 

VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE!!

I don't get my lie in tomorrow, I need to go to the doctors about my spots, it's been 6 years since I was without one and I'm sick of it.

 

Wichita

 

First off HUH????
and Second off i wish i had some string cheese

 

String cheese reminds me of Pavement

 

I don't think i am ever going to stop smiling.

 

Moon Rocks

 

Hehe i am the happiest little thing in the world

 

I was almost going to sing something there but I won't in case I'm getting confuddled...

 

It's raining. Sod media. Sod life. Sod making plans. Ah cheer up Nyika you miserable cow.

 

Joeys dying and hes going exactly the same way the others did. Weve had too much nursing, illness and death this year, i cant really do this again. I cant watch the whole thing play out being helpless. But no-one will take him away from us. No-one will. So hes sitting in the kitchen, im sitting in here, and im scared that if this numbness block in my mind shifts itll be too much to handle

 

DRAGON BOGEYS!

 

feeble
Stupid feeble

 

Cant do the false face shit
Really stupid
Lacking human-type intelligence
Confusion...its such a terrible shame
Trample on me
Its what im made for

 

No its not! If you say it, you'll start believing it, and the minute you start believing it, you're in trouble...