the off-topic thread

Weird isnt it! Mine are permanent though, since i turned 15, like some weird transformation...theyre just like birthmarks and people are always saying how odd i have so many, but theyre not. I only have one real birthmark and thats on my leg
Some people say birthmarks are where you were injured in a previous existence. If these spots really were birthmarks id have been some kind of torture victim
Look at me, im rambling. Oooh

 

lets hope there was no torture! I'm sure you are beautiful.

 

aw, thank you How lovely!
Heres the evidence incase anyone happens to know what it is! I asked the doctor years ago and he just gave me cream for a rash...does that look like a rash to you!? Doesnt itch, and its brown been there years. All down my back too, i have one thats a perfect circle, like a tattoo or some shit hehe
My necks not really that freakishly long, honest

Isnt someone here all medically?

 

That just looks like excess melanin.. nowt to be scared of, maybe you could look at those bleaching creams weird Indian women that want to look white use.

I have a few of those on my back, but they're smaller.. can't post pics cos it's impossible to point a camera at that area :tongue:

 

Ohh, i was drawing my curtains saying to myself that the cockroach must have been a wanderer when i saw an earwig or something on the curtain. I am surprisingly bad with insects. Someone come and take it away!

 

Ooh, phew, cheers! Although the rest of me is so stupidly pale...looks like silly body just got the spreading out evenly bit wrong. Personally id like to look like some of the Indianish women ive met...gorgeous tones. But id just look silly with my bright blue eyes Going to dye my hair at the weekend, not sure what colour yet though

 

Eek, count me out I was scared when we had an ant infestation

 

As Chris said that's almost certainly excess melatonin Maxi. I know a few people who have similar, you can get it removed with lazers, eek!

Oh yes, stupid sentence of the day: 'These chilli crisps are hot!'

 

Nope nope, melanin not melatonin :tongue:
melatonin is a sleep hormone. Melanin is a pigment.

Yeah, I'm a geek lol..

 

Well soooorry! But then I'm a prefect: WIN!

Was Emmy nice?

 

Emmy was (is I suppose) very cool! You should totally skive off tomorrow.. we're not going to Camden but it's the Midsummer fair and we're going to that.

 

I can't, got loads going on tomorrow, bahhh.

 

Bahh.. pssh what happened to 'oh it's only school'?
:tongue:

It's only school...

 

yeah, but I've got to go and argue at work as well etc etc.

I am so buying some LED poi with my birthday money...

 

Ooh LED poi.. like fire poi but less dangerous and not possibly classed as a lethal weapon...

 

I really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY hate the song electric dreams. I hate it!!

 

I think im in love with a girl who lives

TWO DOORS DOWN

i dont even know the proper words!!

and i havent been on much recently. But eldar scrolls is much too enticing. Now i must go to sleep. Tomorrow we have non school uniform. Sports day is coming up. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I shall have to do javelin and 100m. Only because 100 m was the smallest and since my friend is doing two events plus the fake baby looky after i figured i might as well help out my form fill the gaps (hence the javelin.)

Did i mention I HATE SPORTS DAY!!

plus g kept going ohh come on, its one more event when she isnt even sticking around for the fucking thing. Huh... what gave her the right to lecture??

 

oh yeah and GCSE science exam on monday

 

Oh yeah, highly intellectual conversation about Bill gate's glasses...

 

Good luck with the exam Jai.

Just remember E = mc[squared] and you'll be fine.