The New What Would You Do If Game

Hand it in to the police. (I hate rings ... and diamonds don't suit me ... and it probably wouldn't fit me anyway.)


Wwydi you researched your family history, and found that you're descended from somebody really terrible ...

 

I would stop passing on my genes and assess my life to make sure I'm on the right track.

Wwydi you heard someone yelling for help in an alley?

 

Go check it out...cautiously.

WWYDI...it started raining cats and dogs, literally?

 

I would seek shelter fast, then see a psychiatrist.

Wwydi you were in a situation such as that of the Donner party?http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party

 

I'd discover I'm FAR too lazy to open links.


wwydi you were 'talented spotted'?

 

Be amazed that porn companies finally got wind of my sexual prowess & politely decline.

WWYDI you awoke to find a teensy weensy human face with a single misshapen claw hand, calling itself "Macintosh" grown out of your stomach?

 

I just awoke? EASY-Tell it to scratch my nuts!


wwtdi you were suddenly informed you are not YOU...wrong birth certificate was issued?

 

stay me

wwyd if i eated your last rolo ?

 

tackle you & force you to regurgitate it into my mouth like a baby bird.

WWYDI you discovered someone has become intimately familiar with your life by sorting through your trash for 10+ years?

 

move.

WWYDI you had the means of time travel?

 

bin them

wwyd if ya were chased by a pack of hornet bees ?

 

edit too slow (katkin's):arrive on the eastern shoreline of the New World prior to 1600. Scalp white men and bed many squaws.

flap my arms and make buzzing sounds, trying to convince them that I'm the long lost Hornet Bee King and they should welcome me as a friend.

WWYDI they discovered a dinosaur still in existence in deepest Africa?

 

tell him ta keep his head down

wwyd if there was no air ?

 

I definitely wouldn't complain because no one could hear me.

Wwydi if you found out that you were married to someone while drunk and had no memory of it?

 

You dont have to be drunk, to suddenly wake up one day! Get shut!

Wwydi....you woke one morning with a hang over, but all you drank, was tea?

 

enjoy the buzz and take an aspirin for the headache

wwydi you bought a bag of potato chips but the bag was filled with onion rings?

 

Eat the onion rings (I wouldn't even question it).

Wwydi you found out a rich relative died and left you millions of dollars/pounds?

 

spend it before anyone realizes i have no rich relatives.

wwydi you could only go to every other page that you wanted to on this site?

 

finish breakfast

Wwydi after breakfast you still had millions?

 

come to this site.

wwydi all compasses stopped working?