The New What Would You Do If Game

My yard is blocked all around it with 17 foot cedars so it would be pretty hard unless a guy walked his dog right in one of my driveways. Then I would shoot the owner with my BB gun, right in his ass.

WWYDI you walked in my yard and I shot you in the ass?

 

I would hate you till the end of time.

What would you do if you forgot to set your clocks forward an hour?

 

Wake refreshed, from my extra hour..

What would you do, if someone raced up to you, then fainted right at your feet?

 

step over the fainter-I'm NOT about to kick them,I do have a heart y'know!


what would you do if you farted at the table?

 

Blame the dog of course!

What would you do, if a naked beautifull lady, with champs and glasses woke you at 3am?

 

Slap her, 3am is a bad time.

WWYDI someone stole your smart phone?

 

Be in shit creek, and no paddle!

Wwydi a package you found, contained drugs, and you knew you could sell them to someone?

 

Give them to my mate orison,because he's good and kind and sensible and plays guitar!



WWYDI you saw someone hitting his dog?

 

i wouldn't get physical with em,,,but they sure as hell would hear me loud and clear. No One hits,kicks, or abuses a dog in my view and gets away with it without me at least speaking up .

Unless he,s hitting him because he bit someone,or attacked another dog- I cant let it go-

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Your driving at night, and "WaCk"- you hit a deer. Do you stop and check em out?- or do you say,,"fuck it ,I hope there is no damage to the car?"

 

I hit a little deer ones, it was dark, but the four by four behind me, stopped got out, and waved me on..was its own fault, playing chicken! But i did feel bad, im just glad someone was there..i would have had to go look, but havent a clue what i would have done for the poor thing!

Wwydi...you went to the market to buy a chicken, but when he gave it you, it was jist that, a squarking, live chicken?

 

I'd name it morrow and let it strut around pecking the cats and bossing them around.



wwydi you found you could get into your neighbour's wifi?

 

Use it if mine was down...

Wwydi... The horible old guy in the corner shop, who is never civil or nice, not even to the lovely old lady down the street! Gives you change of a 20, instead of a 10 pound note?

 

Use it to buy that little old lady flowers and say they're a present from an admirer who's shy.


wwydi you REALLY wish for,after thinking about it,if you had one wish to be granted?

 

money?- power? fame?- nah-**

To have the powers of teleportation and time travel- -yeah,thats the ticket
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The worlds going to end in 24 hours- -you have the resources to do whatever you like- WWYD?

 

Nothing,we Vogons have been wanting to put a by-pass through here for some time now.


WWYDI you were given the choice of lucky or clever?
[not as easy a choice as it first seems]

 

lucky, easily. A man could learn from socializing, experiences, insights & introspection to grow more clever. But, to gear fate in his favor is harder.

WWYDI if you alone were selected to step into a time machine & bring back something that could stop WWIII?

 

Gove the job to puggsy, he would sort it...

Wwydi you found a baby and a puppy on your door step

 

keep the puppy...the baby needs FAR better care than I can give.


WWYDI eating cake became an imprisonable offense?

 

Give it to someone else...well, the crumbs!

Wwydi...you were rushing out, and your wind screen was broken?

 

Employ duct tape.

Wwydi...you found a diamond ring on the sidewalk?