The New What Would You Do If Game

I would make a fire piston.

Wwydi you had to travel far away by foot but could only choose 3 things to take with you?

 

Ha ha ... wrong sort of question, expanse.

WWYDI you posted the wrong sort of question on this thread?

 

I would blush and edit my post. But not before someone who is faster than me.

Wwydi you were under pressure to finish a post, but you couldn't type fast enough to answer posts in order?

 

Split my answer

 

between two posts

 

Or maybe even three.


WWYDI you fell madly in love with a girl and she was a lesbian (or a man who was gay, if you're a girl)?

 

Have a sex change. Lol. Seriously, I'd have to settle with being friends.

Wwydi your pet stole your sandwich while you were not looking?

 

I would have to take it away from her since the sandwich would probably be bigger than her stomach and make her sickly. I wouldn't eat it though

WWYD if you were out to dinner and saw someone picking their nose and then they put on their uniform and brought your meal to the table?

 

I say "You have a nice nose-did you pick it yourself?"


WWYDI you told a joke and NOBODY laughed?

 

Probably laugh myself, actually I think that might've happened before.

WWYD if someone told you a joke and you didn't get it until 5 minutes later?

 

Oh,you've met me then,secret-t?
Invariably I get stared at as I start chortling away,several minutes later.


wwydi you were invited to a tv debate on politics?

 

Flee the country. I know very little about politics.

WWYD if you drank too much at a party and then awkwardly realised you were the only drunk person there?

 

In my best Sean Connery voice I'd say
"Oopsh-shorry for knocking all the booksh on the floor-I only have my shelf to blame"...then collapse giggling.



wwydi you were late for your funeral?

 

enjoy my wake

wwydi you fell for a woman and she was actually a man?

 

be greedy

wwydi the person you loved, turned out to be gay?

 

still love them

wwydi you woke up in another state after you went to sleep in your own bed?

 

Be happy I missed the flight and start exploring.

WWYD if you were responsible for picking up someone's wedding dress from the shop and you accidentally ripped it?

 

...Write 'glory hole' above it

wwydi you swallowed a fly?

 

hope I cough up the zipper

what would you do if a fly hit you in the face?

 

Spank it with a fly swat.

WWYD if your lover insisted on wearing a fragrance that made you get hay fever?