The Never Been Kissed Club

was it good?

 

No. It was salty. It was also an accident.

 

how do you accidentally kiss a dog?

 

well....

 

I was laying down on my friend's bed. She was closing a window or something... anyway, the dog was laying there and he licks my forehead... so I'm like... wondering what it is and my mouth is open and then he kisses me and it takes me 3 seconds to realize that it's a dog and I'm like "Wtf" afterwards.

 

did you think it was your friend and get all hot about it?

 

argh.how does that work.....even......so.......erm....lucky you

 

No... I was all dazed out and about ready to fall asleep. I just had my mouth open and then it took me a long time to react and realize that a dog was licking me.

 

too bad could have been one steamy night if

 

erm............with a dog??????

 

sure whatever floats your boat

 

That's what I'm wondering.

 

dogs, people it's all the same if you close your eyes...



yay led zeppelin - bring it on home

 

Plus dogs have less bacteria in their mouth than humans.

 

mouths? who said anything about mouths?

 

Man. I wanna watch that movie Saving Grace, but I can't find my remote to switch the A/V thing to the DVD/VHS mode. I can't do it from the TV. This sucks, man.

 

....

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0195234/

"Grace's doctor is worried about the state of her joints..."

sounds enthralling...

 

Yeah, haha.

A widow (Brenda Blethyn) discovers after her husband's suicide that he has mortgaged everything they own and the banks are ready to foreclose. Faced with impending doom and little working knowledge except her ability to grow plants, she struggles to save her home. Enter her gardener (Craig Ferguson), who is struggling to make a few marijuana plants grow in a hidden location and suggests that she use her green house to help grow the plants and sell them to make the money both need. He is wanting to get married, but needs capital. What he doesn't know is that his girl friend (Valerie Edmond) is pregnant and thus fears that they will be busted for growing marijuana. While supposedly working, the whole village including the local constable is well aware of the endeavor and is hoping for their success. When the plants come in, Grace takes the crop to London and tries to sell it to a ruthless, but charming drug dealer (Thcheky Karyo). Everything busts loose from there.

I'm listening to Napoleon Dynamite on mp3.

 

sounds great.......im listening to led zeppeling IV or whatever you want to call it

 

teh kewlness.