the murder/suicide game

I'd give Hyphy 6 girls with coke and speed in their vaginas. He'd get a heart attack for sure.
P.S. All 6 girls will be past broken hearts of his. LOL! No need to pay them off.

 

What a way to go! i think I'd do the same to you except I'd have all of their current boyfriends watching and jacking off!!!

 

You suck! You'd never get me in that situation, my brother!!! Haaaaaaaa.

 

if the drugs in the cootches didn't kill you all the sperm shot in your eyes would

 

well i don't think you actually die from spermeye... although you are much more likely to unknowingly wander into traffic...

 

LOL awww man just wanted ta see your reaction

 

you can get parasites that can kill you

 

I'd suffocate the above person with woman's panties laced with arsenic.

I would somehow make it look like a suicide by arranging his bedroom/house with clues that would convince the detectives that the individual developed a fetish for arsenic laced panties; so it would only make sense as to why the man died with ladies panties covering his mouth.

Oops, this was for the I'munderwear guy.

 

i love so much the fact that you punctuated that with a happy face

 

I'd hit you over the head with a leg of ham wrapped in foil, go to the shops, pretend I came back and 'found' you like that, then I would cook the leg of ham and serve it for dinner.

 

How about some nightshade (belladonna) for our nightrose

Slip a little of the herb into her tea and voila. the investigators will assume she confused the less toxic variety for the more dangerous form of nightshade


Hotwater

 

in the conservatory with the candle stick

 

I would forcefeed I-S a couple of litres of home-distilled poteen. No way that any investigator would suspect anything other than death by misadventure after looking into her lifestyle a little.

 

I would shoot red in the head so it would look like suicide. I would have him dressed like a girl with runny mascara on his face. His note would say that he couldn't take losing anymore ladyboy beauty pagents.

 

i am getting a little sick of these slanderous comments

i'd rape you to death!
and then when the investigators look into your life with all the prostitutes you hire they would give up the case because no one sends prostitutes to jail

that was for red

for pee chugger i'd fake a note saying that she couldn't live a life that was a lie and couldn't deny her feelings towards adam any longer
and because i know she's a pussy she'd prolly take sleeping pills and vodka