The molecular theory.

^lol.....im not exactly sure what u meant but that....but the bubbles and the coke are NOT the same chemical

it amazes me how someone of your age seems so......stupid?

the bubbles in coke and other soft drinks are CO2.....carbon dioxide.....its dissolved in the liquid when the drink is under pressure and it bubbles out when you open the bottle or can.......i thought this was common knowledge

 

Hey there, theHit. Hoorah for book smarts! You know, if any of this really mattered, it would be in a serious forum. However smart you feel, you seem somewhat clueless about perception. Until it escapes, the gas in a cola is not separate but one with the whole - as in H2O, the H and the O 'are' the water.

So you've read a book or two: whooptie-doo! So you praise 'common' knowledge: every time a jackass breys, it is praising horse sense. Common is never found in the clouds; never found on the lofty zenith. Your common knowledge is no more than escaped gas: no longer one with the whole.

 

*rolls eyes* what a hippie.....lol

 

^^ well, i agree with the hit on a few things. First off all when you fart its not little terds floating around thats jsut fucking retarded. But man calm down, you can explain things but you don't have to be a dick about it. And besides, farts still smell horrible and the fact that we breath in 2 litres of anal gas is still pretty damn gross, whether the chemicle composition of intestinal gas differs from that of the shit itself.

 

ok im gonna come and save everything.

first, carbon dioxide in coke actually should be common knowlege for a 51 year old, im disspointed, but of course it obviously means herring has never and will never have to care about scientific things liek htat.

however on the topic of shit particles, some of you ar too quick to say its bullshit.

what is 'shit particles'? there is no 'shit molecule'. shit is a combination of many things. one of the things in shit is, you guessed it, the same stuff thats in farts. if you leave a turd on teh floor, the smell doesnt come from nowhere. it comes from teh bacteria growing inside the shit and your ass. the chemicals are released from the mound of shit. however, shit would notbe shit if it did not have all teh components of shit. the chems that you smell are PART of shit, they just are stable as gass form so they seep out of the shit or your ass and into the air.

now, what about all the other parts of shit?

if you expell a gass from within a solid such as a turd, the solid shit particles are not going to all stay where they are. some particles will be carried away with the gas.

there ARE 'shit particles' as in stuff that if in a large amoutn would be solid shit. however its in such a small amount it means nothing, as well as te fact that it is indeed not the stuff you smell.

so it is there, jsut not in the way daniel hering may hav been suggesting.

 

anyway.....
the sense of smell is our strongest trigger for memory.

 

oh btw, the sense of smell in your nose is connected to the sense of taste on your tounge. and nowhere did he say that you smell with your tounge. he said that molecules make their way there, you jackass. I HATE IT WHEN ASSHOLES LIKE YOU TRY TO SOUND SMART. fucking hypocrite.

 

A fart is the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.

 

Hahahaha

 

its true, my mother told me

 

but did she tell you that you were conceived by a giraffe?

 

Unwarranted attacks! WHO CARES what foeces are made of? It's a trivial matter. It's not necessary to be so offensive. Now, regardless of who is right, Daniel is better at conveying his thoughts, as he can write, spell, and use grammar correctly. PLEASE learn to write before you accuse others of being "high school dropouts".

 

she tried to find other ways to explain why my penis was long and spotty with two pointy boulbus things on the end

 

it must be tough. hang in there.

 

thats the hardest part

 

This is quite pointless, but I thought I would express myself.......


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

And it doesn't really cover the whole event of falling of my stool with laughing cramps.

But Kudos to the man who started the thread, whether it bares any sort of truth its still FUCKING FUNNY!!!!

Good Job my man, glad to see somebody in the world still has a sense of humor.