The masturbation thread

My being around kids, brother, etc.. Don't you hate getting aroused when others are present, or at least nearby?? It makes me uncomfortable.. Maybe I'm weird..

 

I'd think it was weird if you didn't mind your family being around when you're getting off. Who wants to think about their family while masturbating?

 

Just once today, trying not to do it as much as usual.

 

usually three four times a week but i've been doing it less cause i haven't been able to get a good orgasam out of my self resently so it makes it kind of pointless.

 

I've done it twice already today (or at least this stretch of being awake) but it's 3:46 AM and I don't feel like sleeping, so I guess having another go would be the best thing to do given the current situation.

 

I'd say it has been at least a week...

 

You are SICK!

 

That makes sense, I would feel the same way. Its tough when you're horny almost 24-7 though lol

 

Nah, you're not weird. At least you don't have to worry about sporting a noticeable bulge when you're aroused, though. Girl's are lucky that way. lol

 

not even once...
sigh..

 

Once this morning, probably once when I get home from work and probably again before bed.

It's just so fun!

 

Once for me today as well..

 

I ended up not being able to do the 2nd round yesterday, so I hope to do some in a little while.

 

Not yet today, but feeling a little horny so I'm sure I'm going to soon

 

I never have

 

If I were to take that seriously, I'd say "you're so missin' out!"

If I were to take it as a sarcasm, I'd laugh with you.



The question is, which one? lol

 

Had an *amazing* cum today... I tried something different and did two things at once, I took a shower, and since I was feeling horny I started jerking off in the shower; I had to shave my balls and pubes (I keep it nice and clean) so I did both at once, shaving and jerking. Don't worry I was careful! lol

After that I ran this awesome soap all over my shaft that has this hard grit in it (I think its to clean skin) and I worked it for 10-15 minutes. But I couldn't cum, so finally I finished up, dried up, and got on my bed. I put on a porn and jerked off really hard and fast... the build up from the shower just rocked and I could feel it all over

Amazingly, that was the only time today

... so far.

 

twice today, once in the shower earlier and just a while ago. i'm gonna do it again. i did some coke today, it makes me horny.

 

Twice in the last 2 hours while on the phone with a really kinky hot guy that I'm interested in. It was really hot and very satisfying! Now I'm all sticky and need to wash before I go to bed. mmmmm.

 

ehm i was masturbating last night while thinking my love and today i had 2 more in the morning and now that im thinking it again i get horney again..never ending story..