The masturbation thread

does anyone find it funny there is 24 pages devoted to howmany times we all masturbate?

 

It's just something people say lol.

 

It's actually fun to make such announcements when in the mood, lol.

 

true statement ^

 

*bows*

 

o man had to tell you all this quote "DONT KNOCK MASTURBATION ITS SEX WITH SOMEONE I LOVE!"

 

Who said that?

 

Am about to. I even think I've put it off for too long, but I was probably too drunk to fully appreciate it last night, lol.

 

lol have fun.

 

Haha, thanks.

 

Oh, I finished long time ago, but I thought I'd say... That was good.

K, I'm gone for now. *disappears*

 

I'm really aching to masturbate with a girl... if any of you girls want to and can actually *type* (very important, I'm very good at describing things and I'd want that in return) PM me, maybe we can chat some, loosen up a bit, and maybe masturbate together over IM. I know I'd like it.

 

If anybody saw '40 year-old virgin' you'd know what I'm talking about...

You know what's a fun game, taking 3 Excedrin PM's and seeing if you can jerk off before you fall asleep. And what's fun is that you always win.

 

You thought it was dead! But once again its aliiiiiiiive!

I'm fawkin' horny and am going to go jack off really hard and intense... anyone else get in that mood where the only thing you want to do is just CUM all over the place *grin*

 

I wicked it at work in the public bathroom in a stall yesterday. Probably need to again today, and being on here all day at work (NSFW, tee hee) and being flirted on by the hot girl behind me,well...RAR!

 

I haven;'t masturbated since moving in with my boyfriend.

He;'s only done it a few times.

It's a great thing having sex available to you at any time of day.

 

hahhaha. I love that movie.

 

twice!

 

I can't in the morning either... I don't know why but it just takes much longer and is never as good. Anyway, I havn't done it today at all yet!

 

So far only once.