The Mad Chatter

id try that cause Ive jumped from planes before. but that would be awesome..

 

Hurl A Squirrel Flying Ring for Dogs





Hurl A Squirrel Flying Ring for Dogs - Discontinued - Replacement below - When it is time for some flying disc with your dog the Hurl A Squirrel is ready! The Hurl A Squirrel is easy to throw, easy for the dog to pick up, and easy for the dog to carry back to you. Weighted enough for an accurate toss and light enough for your dog. Tossing the disc to the dog has never been easier! The Hurl A Squirrel Flying Ring reinforced with triple-stitched seams and heavy-duty rope and canvas.

Like all of our dog toys, Hurl A Squirrel Flying Ring for Dogs typically ships the same day.

 

Its nice to know if i ever want to watch live stock auctions on tv.. i can...

 

Well it's official! Minnesota gov shutdown as of midnight last night

 

How to torment a telemarketer with one word:rofl:
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33BCEPMGggU&NR=1&feature=fvwp

 

that was worth a click...thanks b....how much is 24 standard cans of normal budweiser beer where you all live?....it hovers around 35 bucks here?never less

 

I can get em a $1.25 from my closest bootlegger.

 

Not sure. I haven't bought Budweiser in a LONG time. A couple of years ago though, I was buying 30-packs of Budweiser for $20.

 

not to sound mega lame but lets all get through this double holiday weekend intact ans safe...i have been drinking since 830 this morning and my truck is PARKED...so is my bike,,,i put off the ride till tomorrow

 

good plan...

 

fireworks tonight at the park....everyone in town will be there.


last night at 130 am i went to the store and on the way out a cruiser pulled up beside me.....

....i look over and see the lady officer by herself..the same one that pulled over my friend in my driveway last friday.

.let me say here that she is really pretty..

i said hello and she proceeded to chat with me for over 10 minutes....small talk about my son...how is he doing?....i heard he did really well on the stand.....what are his conditions...best wishes...smiles.....

...i was blown away...


..i was all ready to be on the defensive and all dickish and indignant...play the persecution card but she was just saying ''hi''....


imagine if she is one of those babes that is drawn uncontrollably to ''bad boys''?:mickey:


it COULD happen:devil:

 

the ladies are after you rolling, it must be in the stars

just got home after a lonnng effing day that started at 5 am :/ my lover is passed out after having 4 wisdom teeth removed 2 days ago. i'm bored and awake even though my body is EXHAUSTED...can't smoke yet either cuz the landlord is coming over in a couple hours so I'll have to wait till after that, sooooo sad

dude though speaking of safety...i almost got in a wreck today...well some dumbass almost sped through a stop sign that intersected a 4 lane road. they slammed on their brakes a little too late. dude a pedestrian almost got sandwiched between my car and the dumbass driving a mini van. Thank mother fucking goodness no one was in the other lane and i was able to swerve. This is why i don't talk on the phone and drive- because other people put your life at risk and you have to be ON YOUR GAME.. holy fuck. that would have been terrifying and shitty, probably would have totaled my car and i can NOT afford a new one right now...anyway PHEW, my heart is still pounding though.

P.S. its 98 effing degrees outside and i have no pool to swim in, me=

 

its hot as fuck out today.. so what do i decide to do? bake! me and the gf went and picked our first harvest of mulberries for the year... got a gallon yesterday

 

people that cook indoor in the summer make me LOL.. I like a cook out..


[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLuVbafa1P4&feature=mh_lolz&list=WL9006174F1CC9C5AF

 

sorry... dont feel like digging and earth oven to bake

 

you still live in an apartment?.. If I had more enthusiasm, Id build me a clay oven or something in my yard..



For some reason this picture made me ornery .. yum..

 

Damn, it's hotter than satan's taint outside.

 

maybe thats why I was horny.. Snow and Muffins..

oh heres some muffins..

 

goodvibes..i am glad you are ok...lol...ladies....i should be so lucky...


satans taint....i like that saying...i am going to use it tonight....over and over....another one i recently heard was ''more useless than jeans on a hooker''

 

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhAfrimzfyE&feature=related