New Rule: Don't memorialize an attack that left two giant gaping holes in the ground by building two giant gaping holes in the ground! That doesn't look like a monument. It looks like Donald Trump started to build something and went bankrupt again. New Rule: You can't criticize a governor, Al, for not hiring black people in his cabinet when his state has no black people. SHARPTON: Yes, I can. ISSA: He did get you on that. SHARPTON: No, he didn't. MAHER: No, no. When he was governor of Vermont, Howard Dean, it's true, never appointed an African American to his cabinet, possibly because there's only one African American in Vermont, and she's on the maple syrup bottle. [Aunt Jemima syrup bottle shown] ISSA: HBO.
shelly you're a deeply disturbed person I was going to write that, but I regret so I cut it away... but I regret that too
Four times as many die of diabetes. Forty-seven times as many from heart disease. We're kidding ourselves to think it's not the toxicity in our food supply that's doing us in. The nutritional guide at KFC is a card that reads, "You're kidding me, right?"
"my parents are really strict too..they never let me spend the night at anyones house. because they think im just going to party, and sneak out, have sex with numerous guys and drink and do drugs. which is probably what i WOULD do, but it's just insulting that my parents actualy think little ol' me would do that. but anyways, passing the bong around,"