the lessons we learn

free booze is my kryptonite

a table full of bottles is not only an invitation, it is also a challenge

 

i have this thing where like i have to be awesome...it's my kryptonite
i'm too easily pressured into drinking, and keeping up my rep as an insane drinker

 

damn. Why didn't I say that?

That was awesome. Much more awesome than I am.

 

it's ok not everyone can be as awesome as i am
i mean i'm hot too
it's so difficult to me at times
sometimes i just wish i could be less awesome

 

Yeah that must be tough. I can see how awesomeness can be such a curse. Then again, it has to be a pretty awesome curse cause it makes people want to stick stuff in you so much more.

 

yeah thats true
it's an honor to have people want to stick stuff inside me

 

An honour? What the fuck?

I'm kind of disappointed at the level of awesome in that reply.

 

Good, because everyone has already seen your balls...

 

yeah i'm getting lazy...