The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

I struck oil in my backyard, now I'm going to get me a pool so I can have a hot pool boy to take care of it...

 

cat fish taste buds are nice with salad, you have to have lots though, as they are very small

 

My cat laying on the living room couch watch tv...

 

I love humping pumpkins

 

I speak 3 different languages

 

I love spiders...

 

I've been to jurassic park

 

Manboobs turn me on BIGTIME

 

I'm planing my next trip to the moon...

 

I was diggin around in the garden this morning and dug up a diamond the size of a large watermelon.....;-)

 

rhinestones on everything look good

 

I once swam from here to Iceland

 

I went to Gretna Green this morning and got married.

 

I saw a vampire once in a small town in which I used to work

 

i collect my urine in tipsy cups

 

I love it when people leave ass hair on the bar of soap

 

i've always wanted to have rough sex in prison

 

I hate oral sex.....

 

If I had money, I'll tell you what I'd do. I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two, I'm crazy bought a Mercury.

 

i've always wanted to grow out my middle finger nail so im flippin people off no matter what i do.