The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

Did you see me winning the showjumping at the Horse of the Year Show, Puggy? It was the third time in four years that I've won it, ya know!

 

did the horse get a nice prize ?

 

It did. I got off its back.

 

I have far too much free time.

 

i'm stupid

 

I'm really good at being romantic.

 

I went to Oxford University

 

i did'nt graduate with all straight A's from the the fey university.

 

I didn't graduate at all

 

i graduated with distinction... plebs... arf

 

i dont love the wind

 

I can think of better places to be than the top of a lonely mountain with the rain on my face and the wind in my hair.

 

i can't think of other places just as nice to be

 

I can't think of a good lie.

 

I am the ancient Greek personification of victory.

 

I made Chuck Norris cry.

 

I've never cried over someone.

 

jesus didn't walk on water... it was a puddle... great PR though

 

Start planting orchards, everyone! They've just invented a new car engine that runs on apple juice, and anyone with an orchard is going to be RICH!!!

 

I'm going to move to the city...