The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

I really want Retired Hippie to examine my chest

 

I want to examine BeachBall............

 

i didn't just fart on my dogs head

 

This thread is for telling LIES :mickey:

 

Damn so it was a lie.

 

i'll never eat so much chocolate again in one day

 

I hate chocolate.

 

me too. ha!ha!

 

I hate cheesecake.

 

I love it that today is the last day of school!!!!

 

i just saw a shooting star

 

you can always trust a politician to tell the truth...

 

My six year-old niece really didn't like it when I bought her her first ever skating skirt today.

 

I train Water Polo horses.

 

I hate being single.

 

I think Renault make the bestest big trucks in the HOOOOOOLE wurl...honest!

 

i just hid a train in my back passage and there is still room for another... choo choo... parp parp... meep meep...

 

So-you must be feeling a little 'tender' eh Lill?


Arf!

 

yup, tender is an understatement... the trains are ok, its the cavalry and horses... they keep jigglin' about and so i may have to ask them to leave...

 

Ahhhh,cavalry.

Well I remember my days as a cavalry officer,charging Napoleon's ships at the Battle of Hastings.

In fact,had it not been for the Romans joining in,we'd've won!