The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

i did'nt cause loadsa confusion in the grocery store today, again! an send loadsa tins rollin' down the isle. ha! ha!

 

There are robots following me daily.

 

i'm a robot

 

I collect robots.

 

i build robots

 

Isaac Asimov stole my idea for the book I, Robot.

 

I was in the movie Short Circuit

 

I got a real live hippopotamous for Christmas when I was 8.

 

I'm not about to take a shower

 

I'm really looking forward to being whipped when GoofyGooberz gets a hold of me

 

i'm in a queue...

 

i have a number one hit record.

 

I'm not about to go to bed for the night....... moar coffee

 

i look forward to you getting a hold of me GG

 

I'm not getting nothing for Christmas, because I've been a very bad girl this year...

 

i still believe in santa

 

I love having this cold

 

I really don't feel like shit from this heavy cold I don't have too,JT..

 

i relly dont feel like shit from this chest infection i have either

 

I'm a Doctor specializing in chest infections.