The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

I'm not wearing any knickers

 

Nor am I-especially not my favourite lacy ones with these little bows on the side.




[oops!]

 

puggybear sent mr a wonderful picture of himself wearing those lovely lact knickers with little bows at the sides.

 

I wash my dishes when I'm taking a bath save time and money...

 

i shower fully dressed

 

I'm a nun, and any day now I'm expecting to become a Mother Superior

 

sorry,vacancy already filled!i am mother superior ha! ha!

 

OK then ... I'll be the Mother Inferior.

OK with you?



I don't like chocolate AT ALL! :mickey:

 

I am the Archbishop of Westminster

 

i am the second coming ha! ha!

 

i just married a priest... i did it for the money and for god

 

I married a nun, this will improve my sex life

 

The secret of my 'Sideshow Bob' hair is sticking my wet fingers in wall sockets.

 

i ate 10 chocolate cakes today

 

my fluid voice glides up and down the scales through at least 7 octaves... :smoking:

 

i found dinosaur fossils today

 

I am a direct descendant of Alfred the Great

 

I really hate sex

 

I told Goofy I could ruin her sex life for her.

 

I like to do a little crystal meth of an evening