The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

That's a lie???

You mean you DIDN'T turn it down??????

Cool :mickey:


I'm no good at lying ... that's because I'm a good girl, and butter wouldn't melt in my mouth

 

I'm Phat.....;-D

 

I'm going to enjoy having my boobs flattened today when I have my mammogram...

 

George Clooney rang me [again-sigh] today,to say he wishes he looked like me.

 

i had awesome sex this morning

 

I've never tried to suck my own dick.

 

i carried 3 tons of concrete today on one shoulder

 

I've just had a WONDERFUL day at work.

I hope the rest of the week is JUST like it.

 

I do NOT believe BeachBall's lying!

 

Neither do I :mickey:

 

I'm still a virgin...

 

i'm a crap lover

 

Good lie, Roamy. I don't much like crap, either :mickey:


I LOVE cities ... can't get enough of 'em! In fact, I'm a real city girl ...

 

Im not in horndog mode right now

 

I'm not driving down to Florida for the winter......;-D

 

I love winter...

 

i hate summer

 

I hate sunny beaches and nude women!....;-D

 

i hate hot steamy baths and a body full of shampoo suds

 

I love the cold..especially when its windy out and the cold blows right through my clothes