The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

I don't have a hangover this morning :daisy:

 

I am not in complete shock that Aaron won Big Brother UK on Friday night...

 

Ayahuasca kills...

 

I understand everything and am never confused.

 

I am jealous of hot vent prawns...

 

I am so happy to be up out of bed

 

I hate football.

 

If you get to your nearest convenience store before 11:30 a.m., you get a free hot dog and a free soft drink when you present your Hip Forums membership card.

 

I'm annoyed.

They'd run out of Fanta,so I had to have a free Red Bull with my [free] hotdog...but I was presented with a L/E GOLD HF membership card for being so understanding.

 

I have tickets to tonights Packers/ Vikings game.

 

I'm really looking forward to getting up and going in to work tomorrow

 

I really hate having both kids at school, and I esp. hate having the house to myself alone.......

 

Got an email from Santa; he said none of you were getting anything this year.

 

My life has been SO much better since I ran out of weed!

 

Andrew Lloyd Webber just rang to ask me for ideas for his next musical opera.

 

Can't stop here long tonight. Pippa Middleton asked me to pop round and give her some fashion hints. :mickey:

 

I wish all these damn women would quit raping me every freakin night!.....;-D

 

i did'nt have another lovely day

 

Today sucked

 

Someone installed a tropical beach in my front yard.