The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

I akshly AM on the road-and this dickhead I'm supposed to be teaching is a SUPERB driver and doesn't think he knows everything! We're going to get along just fine.







[if he isn't dead,by the time we get to the docks]

 

I am Puggybear's star lorry driving pupil :daisy:

 

Well-he was a SUPERB pupil,didn't think he knew the lot,DIDN'T nearly ram the fukkin ferry trying to drive onto it,didn't drive straight out of Calais docks to the roundabout on the wrong side of the fukkin road,didn't go straight through the red traffic lights up by the castle [he didn't say he'd never seen traffic lights on a wire],I didn't get REALLY annoyed when he three times tried to go the wrong way round a donut....and I didn't chuck the useless prat out of my cab in Le Touquet and say "Seeing as you know everything,find your own fucking way back to the UK,you prick!"-just after he didn't say I wouldn't dare!!!!!!



...and when I pulled into the yard this evening,I didn't have our traffic manager come running across the yard and ask me 'what the fuck happened!?' at the top of his voice.

So I didn't tell him to stick his job up his arse,because I'm fucked if I'm taking dipshit morons across the channel just so they can try to kill everyone around them.
He then didn't tell me I had to go on a disciplinary hearing,and I didn't tell him he could jam his hearing right up behind his job.

We then didn't have a barney in the middle of the yard,with him telling me I'm just an employee and will do as I'm told,and me telling him the MOMENT he puts a dead-head prick like that at the wheel of any truck I'm in charge of,I fucking resign on the spot-no matter WHAT fucking country we're in at the time.


Somehow,we didn't end up in the canteen,making a brew and actually laughing at the stupidity of it all.


(for anyone wondering-no one would accept my notice,the hearing has been dropped,that prick got home safely...and I still drive trucks for the same firm. DAMN!)


{apparently it cost them nearly a grand to get that fucking idiot home.....hehehehe}

 

I am not laughing at Huggybear................. Honest.

 

i restrung my guitar backwards

 

I actually did all the lead guitar stuff for Hendrix, Bart Hendrix. Jimi's cousin.

 

I'm getting sick of Led Zeppelin.

 

i hate chocolate

 

My dog just gave birth to 3 hybrid chihuahua/pot-bellied pigs.

 

I would be a 'All her dreams come true' CATCH for some lucky lady!

 

So would I (though probably not the same lady ...) :daisy:

 

I'm going to be baptized in the morning.

 

I'm going to be in mourning at your baptism

 

i'm just a pretty face

 

I wish i had some hash

 

I love this thread

 

I am completely SOBER :mickey:

 

I love going to work on Saturday evening.

 

I fooled my reflection when I was shaving this morning-I stood on a box so it had to look up at me!

 

I didn't just have a cone ( bowl for me North Americans)