The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

im not hungry..

 

I really don't fancy bacon,eggs,beans and toast for brekky-so I'm not going to nip down to the Roundbush [my local biker meeting place] and ask Nina to do me double bacon,nearly crispy,with 2 eggs,hot beans and lightly buttered toast.


'Course I'm not.....

 

I'm just .... perfect! :mickey:

 

BeachBall only wears pink knickers on a Monday...

 

MrLunatic thinks I'm going to let him know what colour knickers I'm wearing every day of the week

 

I'm not wearing any underwear...

 

MrLunatic is presently hiding in a deep, dark cave (which has remarkable wifi access) and is sitting in a corner muttering "pink knickers are coming to get me..." as he rocks back and forth.


LOL

 

OMG, I'm so totally over the revolution... The 1% are like sooooo totally cool and awesome... Ima going to get me a sugar daddy....

 

I was sat on a peasant in Wall St counting my millions,when a woman-type person came up to me and asked if I'd be her sugar daddy.

She even gave me a hand carrying my tax-free bonus to my waiting limo.......
Not a bad looker for an underling. . .I think I may see her again. . . . .

 

i invented a new flying bus

 

Simon Cowel has begged me to let him be a judge at our village talent contest.

 

I'm addicted to chocolate covered insects.

 

I am a (very addictive) chocolate covered insect

 

i like caking my hair with honey and jam in the summertime to feed the wasps... and that makes me a terrifying terrorist in the summertime...

 

i drink mushroom tea for breakfast

 

I was at Winchester services,eating a burger and drinking coffee in my rig,when this big black car pulled up. Out got Prince Charles,walked over and said "Pug,m'dear chep,aim hevving a spot'v bother with the demned motor-any chance of a lift,old chep?

Weeeell,it's not polite to let a prince and his missus walk,so I let him and Camilla in,he sat in the passenger seat,she sat on the bunk. . . . I'm tellin' yerz straight-she was GAGGIN' for it!

So Charlie and me spit-roasted her there in the services,one each end,she bleedin' LOVED it!


I'm invited round for drinks this weekend-Camilla whispered that she'll wear her lacy basque. . . .an' thass all true,that is,honest injun!

 

I'm sitting here butt naked :daisy:

 

Had to be bailed out of jail this morning.....again.

 

I don't have to be on the road by 4am. [goodnight]

 

I've been held captive by Amazon female wrestlers.