The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

Yuri Alexeyevich Gagarin is alive and well, as has spent the last few decades as a cheese farmer on (well, in) the moon. Check out his EBAY shop!

 

I notice you don't mention his dog,MrLunatic???


Well,I'M the one that has to send Laika's pooch-o-munch,in 56kilo bags every three months,to
' Laika,c/o Mr Y Gagarin,3rd Crater from the left,Sea of T,The Moon'.

It's a VERY well-kept secret.....well.....it was until now......

 

Thank goodness, there was a rumour that Laika was last seen in the back of the Moscow branch of McDonalds.

I hope she's not pissing on the cheese whilst she up there... :biker:

 

Ziff she would! Last letter I got from Yuri,he'd finished knitting a new space suit,and was going outside to put footprints where they'd be easily seen,and erect a plastic American flag.
He mentioned something about making sure all the shadows faced the right way when he took pictures of it-oh,and the Kremlin just sent me a billion Roubles as thanks for my efforts. [about 46 cents]

 

I'm really a gay lesbian woman...... ; )

 

The USA just legalized Marijuana.

 

I invented chocolate covered mouse turds,3d floor tiles and the flugelhorn amplifier,all on a wet Sunday afternoon when I'd finished 27 crossword puzzles in record time and was bored.

 

I've just invented Dehydrated Water...

 

i ate a dead chicken today

 

I invented su doku

 

i love junk food

 

my granny earns more than me....and she's a stripper!

 

Stupidiotic, a shop around here, sells that, along with air guitar strings, and a $10 container labeled "nothing".

 

i never climbed a mountain

 

I was sat at the top of the mountain Roamy didn't climb,waiting for her with a thermos of hot soup and a picture of Elvis.

 

I saw somebody up that mountain, so it must've been puggybear

 

Puggy has a herd of mountain goats.

 

Oh-it's Pick on Poor Old Puggy day,is it?

Just because I've just got back from Cannes,where the 17 governments in the Eurozone were pleading for my wisdom to sort their self-made crisis out!

Look,it's not MY fault Beyonce' fell in love with me,or that The Pussycat Dolls want my babies-I already TOLD'em I'm true to Roamy! [with Aerianne as my bit 'on the side']

As for Obama-what a cheek,phoning my mobile to ask advice on dealing with what he called 'Uppity Ay-rabs'. I had to put him right on several things-but at least he was grateful enough to lend me Airforce One so I could arrive at my private AC/DC concert at the Millenium Dome in style...I'm afraid AC/DC INSISTED on doing a free concert just for me,after I saved their cat getting run over by the tour bus.

Oh-I didn't mention...I was under AC/DC's tour bus looking for illegal immigrants,because HM QE2 has just given me a knighthood for Services to Mankind...which was nice.


Oh dear...and now here come my concubines,all desperate for my touch on their silken skins-I'm afraid I'm going to have to service all these lust crazed wenches....So,as you can see,I've been a bit busy of late-CERTAINLY too busy to think up any lies!!!. . . . . . .

 

I have a mongoose in my rectum.

Oops, wrong thread.

 

I invented the bristle-less toothbrush...I call it 'The Stick'.