The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

i'm desperately hoping to win this thread... at last, the power will be mine, ALL MINE!!! :devil:

 

I am He Man, and I will defeat you Skelellillay

 

no one can defeat me.... i am INVINCIBLE!!!!!! mawooowahaaaar!

 

and now for the news... have you seen this man?... he is wanted in connection with a series of underwater smash and grabs... he goes by the name of BBAD...

 

my moustache is bigger than BBAD's, I rent it out as a holiday cottage

 

The next poster is gonna give ME a very happy ending blowjob.....;-D

 

I gave Farmout a happy ending.

 

I had the most satisfying day ever. I'm the happiest person on the planet.

 

I am not hungry. I could go for days without food. I really don't care about it.

 

After Aerianne's happy ending adventure, I need a toke and a beer....Whew....:-D

 

I thought Farmout would be ready to go again.

 

I cain't find my viagreeee......;-0

 

That upsets me.

 

Oh hell, I can lick my eybrows, so who needs a penis.....;-D

 

Above poster ^ never tells any lies whatsoever, so very true!.....;-D

 

I haven't taken a bath in over a week...

 

^ Maybe we could save water n soap and take one together? I'll scrub yer back if'n you scrub my back!....;-D

 

People who live in Connecticut sure are civil.

 

I think I might get a crew-cut hairdo and walk around with my old camo uniform and skeer people....;-D

 

i have not shaved in like 6 months to lazy to get around to do it