The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

my pet ostrich just had a coronary and collapsed on the floor, I wonder what gas mark he should go on?

 

I love it when I cut into my finger meat...I find it sexually arousing

 

I just killed the neighbors pet snake, skinned it, roasted it over an open fire, then ate the damn thang!......;-D

 

i really miss the funniest poster award

 

I should sell some of my slaves, I have too many and they are getting lazy.

 

I don't fit my gimp suit anymore

 

I'm having an operation on my kidneys right now.

 

I love country music

 

I saw the most recent episode of Taboo on national geographic, and it had a segment on infantilism...........and I think I've finally found my calling. Plus, I get to play with Legos and action figures again! HOORAY!

 

I just chewed up a beer bottle, now I am bleeding out........;-0

 

I have two left feet...

 

I think mycology is soo boring and not interesting at all.

 

My allergies have been so calm this season...I've been making tissues last months

 

its societies fault

 

Chicken is best if cooked a little underdone and left at room temperature for a couple days.

 

Sand blasting is a new way to remove unwanted hair...

 

I just pushed my truck to town and back to save gas.....;-D

 

im enjoying this overcast wet spring so far.

 

It wasn't me

 

I'm building a house from potatoes. I think it's the way forward.