The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

Im not imagining Countrygirl bent over all sweaty and staining her back deck

 

I'm not imagining myself "staining" countrygirl's "back deck"

 

i have such a clean mind, i surprise myself...

 

I am not glad you ^ are back to visit us!.....;-D

 

I like to get stuck in the mud on my lawnmower...

 

I love the way the scrap place keeps the yard super clean so we dont have to worry about our $1200 worth of truck tires getting punctures when we go sell them steel

 

i really am looking forward to visiting the dentist again now that they no longer give you pain-killing injections for cleaning sensitive teeth...

 

I all alone this morning...

 

countrygirl just thinks she's alone, I am waiting out here in this dang coldass barn for her.....;-D

 

I think countrygirl and farmout have a little thing goin'

 

Well, she did say it wasn't any BIG thang.......;-D

 

Dont worry we all jerk it in the barn from time to time.

 

my vagina itches

 

my nuts are knocking together!

 

i absolutely LOVE facebook... i will never delete my account.. EVER!!!!

 

I'm going to play rap all day, and throw gang signs at the imam when he passes by later.

 

i'm selling my other kidney today... well, a girls got to live..

 

I just accidently swallowed a bottle of viagra......And there ain't a woman within 10 miles of my cabin and my damn truck won't start.....SHEET......;-0

 

When that happens to me Farmout, I fuck my truck's exhaust pipe.

 

I think I might get into crystal meth, it sounds like a wonderful lifestyle choice