The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

I just drank my bong water....

 

I pee'd in your bong

 

I died today.

 

there isnt a family of raccoons in my apple trees right now

 

King cobras make excellent pets.

 

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I did know BBAD was a perfect asshole.....

 

My cat talks to me...

 

I just drove my truck into a tree at 70mph to check out the airbags, only problem, my truck is so old it doesn't have them.....OUCH.....

 

I'm going to go skydiving....

 

Today , I left my house , my family , my stuff , my job & my life ... everything ...
for a trip to the future !!!

 

i'm a murderer!!

 

I have an extra finger on each hand...

 

AMAZING.!! So Do I.....



Cheers Glen.

 

I sharpened my scissors now I'm off to cut the grass...

 

I stopped by to visit Countrygirl, I knocked on her door, she opened it, told me she wasn't home, then slammed the door in my beard.....

 

When farmout drove by my house I flashed my boobs at him...

 

my feet are nice and warm...

 

a triscuit topped with a slice of goat cheese

 

I'm not going to take my morning bicycle ride today...