The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

I use the bed of the truck as a trash dumpster...

 

I rollerskate where ever I need to go cause I ain't got a car.....;-D

 

I'm not hungover and I didn't drink anything last night.

 

my cat hates all people and is plotting to kill us all

 

My three legged dog was a secret assassin.

 

i'm the friggin' pope

 

I think today I am gonna raise up the ole log cabin with a car jack and do some insulation work under there, it will be much easier to do the work standing up....;-D

 

I haven't showered in a few weeks...plan on going another 2 or 3 before finally showering

 

My cat weights 50 lbs...

 

Hell that ain't nuttin honey, my depends bloomers weigh in around 60lbs and I'm still wearing them.....;-D

 

I fell off the roof and landed on my head...

 

my ass is so big I have to use a wagon to carry it while I'm walking around

 

I use a baby for an ashtray.

 

I use babies for footballs

 

i was born with my wang tied in a noose

 

I love swiss cheese

 

I shaved my head this morning and used nair on my legs and crotch....:-D

 

I'm Hellboy.

 

I just woke up neekid outside in a rather large mudhole....;-D

 

Sounds Like Somebody Had A Wild Night...



Cheers Glen.