The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

I haven't showered since basic training, june, 1969......;-D

 

I masturbate with my feet.

 

I shaved my head...

 

But I'm better at it!!! ;>

 

I love cold rainy damp days...

 

i think i stay home today no go worky.. wht you thinhk ?

 

I'm going to do some yard work in the nude today...

 

I am not gonna watch the above poster whilst she does this either!....;-D

 

Everyone morning when i wake, up i eat a trout.

 

I just ate a dozen eggs for breakfast, shells and all.....;-D

 

I'm talking my laundry down to the creek to wash it...

 

I shit on a random car window at 1:11 am each night.

 

Just got back from jail for indecent exposure.

 

Sex on the beach is the greatest......especially when the sand begins to stick to our privates, extra texture. WOO HOO!

 

I'm gonna go to the local massage parlor today and get rubbed all over and have a happy ending to top off the massage....;-D

 

I just shit out roses

 

I'm really really thorny right now.....;-D

 

I once mailed a letter that I wrote on toilet paper (and got a response).

 

I'm pregnate again and Typsy is the father......;-D

 

above poster is so dayim handsome......;-D