The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

she likes to watch me do it.

 

I'm in the second trimester.

 

above poster is really a chimpanzee

 

pees in bed....

 

I own more tye-dye than black!

 

I love these cold winter morning, when I can't seem to ever get warm...

 

people tell the truth on Facebook

 

I pooped meself in bed last night...;-D

 

I really regret knowing about my cat shitting in your shoe, before you discovered it.

 

Really hate that I accidently micro-waved your kitty this morning!.....;-D

 

I never make my bed...

 

I really enjoy how the winter sucks every drop of moisture out of my skin.

 

I'm gonna sit in the freezer for a few hours and see what transpires.....;-)

 

I always make my bed.

 

above poster is stalking countrygirl.....and I am helping him!....;-D

 

I'm gonna trap me a skunk and keep it has a pet...

 

I'm hung like a horse

 

I'm making a skunk spray milkshake for breakfast.:drool5:

 

I'm fixin' roadkill for dinner tonight, there's enough for everyone...

 

I haven't swept my floor for 48 hours