The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

^^^ oh, and that guy i have as an avatar? looks like a girl... what a wooos.. execute the commie bastard!

 

I'm a animal hoarder, I live with 50 cats...

 

I never laugh when someone sits down on the toilet without realizing the seat was up

 

I never leave the seat up

 

I don't use toliets, I just use the neighbors birdbath to shit in, and they love it when I do!

 

I don't use toilets either, I just wear depends and go whenever I want...

 

I hate the show Icarly.....

 

I prefer to walk around in the nude during snowstorms, outdoors of course!....;-)

 

I love getting those phone calls where someone is notifying me of a death

 

I love getting perms and waxes.

 

I love shaving my legs...

 

I love fake people

 

I love the smell of farts...

 

I hate getting run over by stampeeding worms....

 

I hate pizza...

 

i trap my farts in jars for scientific experiment.

 

every new year is a fresh start

 

the Honeymooners shows SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

oooooo BBAD I love your wayyy

 

not a fan of hot chocolate