The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

I got some sex today

 

I didn't.

 

all the neighbours joined in on my afternoon rumpy pumpy....

 

I think I might nip out for a ten mile run

 

my life is insured for an obscene amount of money....

 

I won't be glad once this election is over....;-)

 

I will miss all the campaign ads on the tv...

 

i've got a tv in every room so i don't miss a thing...

 

I'm so happy right now.

 

I don't really have a husband, I'm single and live with 50 cats...

 

Im smiling..just like i do every morning

 

Here is the latest pic of Farmout in all his glory......;-)

 

if only I could diet down to that size...

 

I'm looking forward to visiting my brother and his family in the States

 

I think love is the best thing in the world.

 

I like collecting stamps

 

I went to one of the roughest schools in the UK, and was finally expelled for fighting.

 

I wear dresses and high heels when I clean house...

 

I just burped and blew out the woodstove!....;-)

 

I have a fire going in my woodstove...