The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

now im not naked

 

Ive got moob implants

 

Ive been in jail

 

Im going to skip my coffee intake for the day

 

I just used that rpg to shoot down a passing airliner, I didn't think it would travel that damn high.....;-)

 

I just killed a rabbit and had it for tea.

 

I just delivered someone's last rights

 

The last thing I want right now is a nap

 

I'm looking so forward to what I'm about to do

 

taking kids out for halloween?

I love halloweeen...especially when the 18 year olds start knocking on the door asking for little candies

 

I just had two women ask me if I wanted a twosome blow job, I bluntly said, Hell No....;-)

 

Is handing out colorful little pills for halloween

 

Should we eat the brown acid this time around?....;-)

 

i'd opt for the "blue pill" any day....

 

I feel great

 

I've got fleas, can't stop scratching.....;-)

 

it was probably that goat....

 

I never get depressed

 

Im not high right now

 

i'm so high, people look like ants...