The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

So you don't really care for Olay of de cheekin pen?.....;-)

I just ate a bushel basket of dried oak leaves....;-)

 

^^^ chicken pen smell is cool... it's that other smell i'm talking about...

i don't recognise that person in the mirror at all.... i have a stranger living in my flat with me! seriously... who the feck IS that???

 

I must of forgot to do something, eh?....;-)

Pay no attention to the person in the mirror....;-)

 

My house is haunted, with all the people I've killed, and buried in the crawlspace under my house...

 

above poster is a truck driver in real life.....;-)

 

im not high..

 

is cool except for the squirrel thing


and this is the wrong thread for insulting...now i am messed up and a bit cuntfused

 

Rollingalong asked me to marry him yesterday, forsaking all others...

 

I am of course insanely jealous, I think I should challenge Rollingalong to a duel!....

 

i have entered a year long rehab program and am looking forward to being sober and finnaly bringing meaning to my life....

 

I don't regret throwing my pot in the bin and my first strip of acid on the footpath. Nope. NOT AT ALL.

 

I left my guy in the middle of the woods last night, and he still hasn't found his way back.

 

I am considering sleeping nude outside tonight in the hammock, its supposed to be a toasty 32 degrees....;-)

 

Im always naked in the house

 

I am not stoned right now.

 

Im stoned and drunk

 

I do not have an ulterior motive

 

^that doesnt sound creepy at all

 

^he isnt jealous

 

<he knows exactly what you are talking about