The last place you masturbated

That is so hot

 

Late last night, on my couch, while listening to what I think was my sexy upstairs neighbor and his wife having sex. He needs new bedsprings. I hope he doesn't get any.

 

On my couch early this morning but not to orgasm now I’m sitting in my chair slowly stroking through my pants

 

One of the things I miss about apartment living!

 

In my easy chair with a pint and a well used copy of Hustler magazine

 

In bed, last night with wife.

 

Shower. About 2 hours ago. Good thing it was in the shower too, as it was a massive explosion.

 

The other morning on my couch in my shop out back. That’s where I do it most times. Wife’s not a fan, but screw her. If she’d showed interest the last 4 years maybe I’d cut back.

 

After getting ready for bed after work this morning in the shower. I'm about to have another round. Just wish I could have someone who would enjoy sharing with me.

 

Good luck!

 

At work in the restroom. Two times today.

 

In bed right now

 

Snap

 

My home office chair. A few minutes ago. I spilled some. Couldn't stop tugging and I made a little bit of a mess.

 

Just now in my front window nobody could see but it was thrilling

 

Say on the edge of my bed watching a gorgeous next door neighbour hang her washing out, including bra and panties,

 

I've done this soooo many times . . .

 

Hmmm. When you "spilled some" what were you trying to do? The wording "spilling some" makes it sound unintended. I can't masturbate without making somewhat of a mess. Just learned to deal with it over time. Worth it.

 

Just masturbated in the shower this morning when I got home from work. Before the hot water kicked on, I made a mess on the floor in the shower. When the warm water came out, I saw my mess swirl around & go down the drain.

 

When I lean back in my home office chair and masturbate I pull up my shirt and I usually release on my belly. Easy to clean up. I got a little carried away the other day and as I finished I lifted my hips up as I was stroking my cock through the orgasm and I must have turned a little sideways because the couple of shots went over the arm of the chair. Splashed the leather arm and left a glob on the floor before I corrected the direction and took the rest on myself. This is where a good mouth would have solved that problem!