The Lamest Comeback thread

i'm big, you're little, i'm right, you're wrong and there's nothing you can do about it!

 

Lillylouatkins? Lilo Lil more like.

 

youre SLIMEY

 

Ooooh here comes the earth.. gaia gaia gaia I'm a hippy tree lover, let's all chant and pray to the pagan gods lalalalalalala

 

turd eyes

 

You do blue turds because you eat blue things, liek blu-tac

 

Are those your eyes or are you just happy to see me?

 

fuggettaboutit mr Bronx

 

cram a manwich in it

 

There's a hole in your bucket dear Henry

 

did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

 

at least I know who are my parents are

 

oh wait what? Im sorry I cant hear you over the sound of how awesome I am

 

yes you are awe inspiring, to my armpit!!

 

ok...found a pretty lame one here >> Lame Comeback

 

it has to be true because I heard it on Fox News

 

you suck Nads. The hair removal cream, not someones garbage

 

eat a bug

 

eat a Volvo

 

id call you a shithead but I wouldnt want to insult other shitheads