The 'How Fat Are You' Thread

i hope youre not like my sister, shes not even fat, not super skinny like me though, but a great weight... and shes always down in the dumpsters about her weight, but i keep telling her "STFU" when she starts saying "im faaaat bla bla bla". and yea

 

im not skinny but im not fat
there you go.im just yeah....meli

 

thats just perfect

 

does she just randomly have "i'm faaaaaat" outbursts?

ahah. down in the dumpsters.

 

hha actually yea... we'll be watching tv, then she'll just be like "do u think im fat?" (and honestly im sick and tired of hearing her ask me that), so sometimes i just say "yes youre huge" and she'll almost start crying... i mean its fuckin ridiculous... shes 22 and doesnt even weigh like 115... and thinks shes chubby and stuff. it pisses me off

 

I say you're rather O-C and argumentative when it comes down to this kinda deal.

 

you bet
i like being normal

 

I'd say so too.

 

word

 

I like my size, I even got a ticket from DOT for being overweight and asked the officer "since when is it illegal to be fat" He seemed to lack any sort of humor ability. By the way it was my load on the truck that the ticket was for but he stated "I'm giving you a ticket for being overweight" so I said "since when is it illegal to be fat" Several drivers in the building found it pee pants funny but that officer just stared at me as cold as can be.

 

If you've been like that your entire life, I really wouldn't expect it to change...

 

well i haven't been like this my whole life. mostly the past couple of years i guess.

besides that, i've been having a shitty night. my blender broke and i cut my hand on the glass to top it all off. motherfuck, and such. i'm in pain, and i'm grieving for my poor blender.

 

Tommorow night is gonna be a better night eh ?

 

Perhaps. Mostly I'm upset about the blender. ahahahhahahah god.

Gah. Actually.. its not as bad as this thread has made everything sound, with me, bodywise... So.. disregard me being here and such.

 

That made my day

 

Damn, I'm sorry about that meggo. I remember when you just got it. Hamilton Beach...

I've always wondered where Hamilton Beach was.

 

Is it true that in the states the obese get charged for two seats on airplanes?

 

yep.if they need two seats then they have to pay for that one also

 

AHHAHA. man, aweosme.

 

it's funny but sad...and embarrassing