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i'm not related to dad, right?

 

We are not sure, I think Micha is a neighbor child, who wandered in and never left. Pool shark is a nieghbor, and Random Stoner Son, we don't know. I say he's ours dad keeps kicking him out.

Yes, cooloner, you can do Pool shark (random girl) no relation.

 

i cant go to sleep i thought i got into the kool-aid again so i dissolved it in water and drank two litres.... IT REALLY WAS COKE THIS TIME....
¡La MIERDA SANTA que los mimos malos regresan y ellos comen mi cara!

 

Ah, the reason Mom baked the Brownies. Silence from the Children.


Except YOU Stoner Son. (Mom takes four Xanax out of her purse (which she keeps in a locked vault) and gives them to Random Stoner Son.) Nye Nye, baby. Kisses him sweetly on the cheek. He snorts them, for faster delivery.

 

we should call you suga mama

 

her intentions are clear

you think that being from louisiana it wouldnt matter!

lol

dont hurt me!






i get kicked out by mom and dad for a while and so i wander around high as a kite looking for someone to bring me in out of the cold

 

i am not easy!! -runs away sobbing-

 

hey hey hey now.
we don't mess with louisiana














plus thats like kentucky and west virginia mothafucka

 

neighbour girl runs in on mom and dad doin it... and sobs even more


or laughs who knows?

 

MIcha, I believe in free love and all, but steer clear of my husband, dear. I have a vial of Amantia Muscaria I wouldn't want to accidentally get into your Kool Aid. (Smiles sweetly.)

Writers nod to cooloner.

 

Mom pushes Dad off of her (you've had enough time, Big Boy) and runs after Micha, to comfort her.......

 

after suddenly soming down i pass out and fall down a flight of steps only to lose hearing in one ear


i regain consiousness.... "shit dude"

 

i wasn't suga mama i swear
i just had to make sure i um...didn't legally have to...um....get him a present..

 

we have steps??
WOW

 

My God, and I'm al most out of Xanax......(Gives a Valium 10 mg to both Micha and Random Stoner Son.) I'm such a caring Mama.

 

OH NO YOU WEREN"T. You were the LONGEST LABOR (took THREE midwives) and you had colic for 5 month AND you repeatedly bit my breast every time I fed you. You are MINE, boy.

 

we have an attic too! but the chance of someone making it that far into the house without somehow od'ing being hit in the head with something or being slyly seduced by the neighbour girl are unlikely but since everyone was passed out... i made it that far

 

i love you suga mama
i mean i really love you

woo

 

Your Dad built those steps.......

Why does jester always think he was adopted. Stoner Boy, were you telling him that again?

 

Your Dad built those steps.......

Why does jester always think he was adopted. Stoner Son, were you telling him that again?