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what is weed?!

 

huh?

lol I need to get hiiiiiiigh

 

haha

 

jesus


don't be bringin them whorez up in our house.
we have a no bimbo policy
when we remember..

 

yeah man! lol

(shoves her cabana boy out the back door stuffing his arms with his clothes)

 

* lits up *

Goddddd aftersex sessions rock

 

haha
he can stay :H

 

somebody tell me what this thread is about! aaaahh!
i didn't post here i think.

 

Well in that case lol

(drags him back)

Man! lol

 

random stoner son realizes he never gets any action and somehow doesnt quite care...

*sparks up a blunt... passes to cameo girl who says something witty and leaves through the window contemplates getting an actual room... cause dad is always making them... but throws rice and paint instead...*

*notices neighbour girl and insane jester running into the bathroom together*


Where's mommy

 

what is it with you

 

Mom walks in and says, "I was at Sturgis, I told y'all that! Wanna see my new tattoo?" She goes into the kitchen to see the damage and bake some cookies for her long forgotten children. (Actually, my kids and I have influenza and were sick as dogs, on the way to the Doctor in about 10 minutes.)

 

You can sneak more in if you don't inflate them first.

 

i don't?


oh yeah right..
umm
well...
okay then please, continue....

 

how does it feel to not see yer daddy?

 

it feels really bad.....why you wanna help me with that one?:H

-sees mama coming and hauls ass-

 

nah

 

Daddy, you really must be more attentive to the children.....especially when I am at Sturgis, we've talked about this......

just so you are respectful of them, and wear protection. Uh, ask your daddy.

 

just send them my way first for some routine checks

 

ahaha