the hipforums sitcom!

i am not weird

 

Oh, honey, it's only because I raised you. Take it as a compliment. And you need your sleep, or Old St. Screens and Papers won't come tonight. Here's an other Xannie, baby.

Night night.

(Mom goes to look for daddy with her special bag.)

 

goodnight mama thank you

 

Your welcome, baby, and honey, stop going next door looking for your parents. They left years ago, and you are freaking out the straight people who live there now, who have been there for about 10 years. You are stuck with us for good, and for the better, I say.

Micha: What about my bedroom? With the pink bed and the little bunnies on the wall?

Mom: You paint your own, honey. Just get some sleep now. (kisses Micha sweetly.)

Micha: OK, mama. (immediately passes out on her little pink pillow on the couch, next to Random Stoner Boy, who has been asleep for hours, due to Mama's greaet brownies.)

Mom: Now to get Jester off that RAGweed and start picking from the RIGHT box, and get the babies to bed. Then Dad is ALL MINE, Bwhahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!

 

special delivery! 500 inflated balloons from uncle gary in indonesia

 

Oh, God. Okay, Um, put them in Jester's room until tomorrow. YES, we have stairs (to herself) I am never gonna get laid tonight if people keep showing up........

(Glances sweetly at Cooloner, Micha and Random Stoner Son sleeping on the couch........)

 

Rapes and murders everyone

 

I was just worried about that four hour erection, honey. Oh, I see Micha took care of it, good girl. You did use the condoms from the under the sink in the bathroom, didn't you? Hey, is cooloner still awake?

HEY, it's 4 20! (sit com takes place in Chicago) No one is going to sleep now. Well, I'm going upstairs for a little "private" celebration with daddy. Jester, thank you for leaving some of daddy's special weed. Such GOOD children.

 

Oh, I'll just let Daddy do his thing without it. I wouldn't want to keep my babies awake. You DID leave some of that special stuff.........?

 

does anyone else find the idea of a 44 year old telling a 16 year old to take care of people erections hilarious

 

im nearing my frist grand

 

yay

 

lol .....'that guy in your display'

can you ( hypothetical person) now see how the phrase in my sig now makes sense

 

i had a dream a few nights ago that like..i was buying some weed, and i didn't know what kind i wanted, so the dealer came over with like..computer paper boxes full of it..
just sitting there..not in bags or anything...and no tops on the boxes or anything
haha

but like he put them on my bed (i have a fouton at the bottom and like a bunk bed at the top) like in a display..
and left them
and..when my mom would come in i'd throw a blanket over it..


i don't know what i'd ever do with that much weed..
besides sell it...

 

oh yeah
rice krispy treats!!

 

man
that sounds
so fucking good
right now...

 

happyy 420!



free rice krispy treats for everyonee..

=/

 

No


no i didnt




jeez people, i left this at about page 26 or something, you needs to gets lifesez or something

 

yeah if you hadn't sheltered us all our lives.....god dad.





-walks home-

 

We need a dude on the couch, like the one in half baked. Or we need a guy like Tommy Chong in that Seventies Show.