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Mom smacks herself on the head, and fade to black.

(IRL, I have to now get dinner for my real children. Yes, even Jester.)

 

i didnt see this
when did this happen?


wait


who's mum again (i refuse to use 'mom')

 

You're dad, the lesbian gigolo

 

do i know you?


okay

 

:Hyeah i'm sure you do..

 

i see now


well


y'all can get the fuck outta my house... and as afore mentioned


y'all should leave the weed



PS, i dont wanna work in the mines


can i have some other prole-ish job?

 

wah wah wah

 

THROWS RICE


¡Fuckers feliz de Pascua!

¡Yo joder los adora... donaré contentamente el riñón a cualquiera alguno de ustedes!

 

this one, that one.. whats the difference

 

I am a good painter... i know... the tye dye colors are great

 

and my character isn't sexy at all. like she's sweet and you'd never know she was so promiscuous. or 'free lov-ey' rather

 

we have no paint in the pits, just black.


You should give up on your arts careers, and get real jobs, down the coal mines.



(ps, fuck thatcher)

 

dad im takin eleven out to get her haircut so i can eat her cause im a baby killer on acid

unless a promiskious neighbour girl can save the baby somehow

 

what painting?

 

son, we have no money, i slave in the pits all day to feed you, must you eat children?


i forbid it ('cept tuesdays, but on the strict condition that its a family activity)

 

fine *throws baby back into it's box*

 

come on now son, it cant be bruised for tuesday.


Now given im a good father, we should go to the pub, drink guiness and discuss current news items

 

the sun exploded
but we wont know for another 5 minutes

 

no, not you, you can get the fuck outta my house

 

dont worry, get me a nail gun, a rickety ladder and a taco, ill go fix it