The Great Big Trolls Thread

So, my grandpa's prosthetic hand is dusty. But it makes a nice conversation piece, especially since it's holding a flower and sitting on my desk. Yes...I really do have my grandfather's prosthetic hand. It was about the only thing he left to me when he died. I know he would have wanted me to have it.

 

Now that is morbidly cool

 

I'm just here for the free peanuts.

 

I have no pants on!

 

I just realized this is a blatant rip off of my nonsensical conversation thread. Oh well. Good job.

 

buenos dias

 

beans and disease to you too.

 

Thank you for the flowers.

 

Where's the beef?

 

Mmm beef.

 

boob

 

You guys are fucking me up here. I'm so close to owning the first three pages. Jsut slow down for 5 minutes.

 

hells no

 

cut me a break man, I've been at this since 8 40 this morning.

 

I cannot cut you a break

 

I'll let you have texas? But you have to take New Hampshire still.

 

give me florida too and we got a deal

 

I hate florida, but you have to take indiana with it.

 

deal. So now my Empire consists of mexico, texas,florida,new hampshire, and indiana...
excellent

 

And a shitload of mexicans.