The funniest bumper sticker you ever saw.

Jerry's Dead, Phish sucks, Get a job.

Also the best one I think I've seen was simply "Have an Orgy" with a picture of an orgy lol.

 

I brake for hi-beams <3

 

Lol, there's one on the gun safe that says "Proud parent of honor student" with "honor" scratched out xDD.

 

"there is no gravity. the earth sucks."
"to be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid."
"unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!"
"my other car is a broom!"

 

My other car is a ...
No, wait, this is my other car!

 

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?


x

 

i used to drive a little red VW Bug, and in it's final years, i put this on it:

"i might be slow,
but i'm ahead of you!" :rofl:

 

I this one cracked me up today:

I love poems
long walks on the beach
and poking dead things with a stick.​

 

Whenever I see that one it reminds me of when I was about 8-years old, and stepped on a dead woodpecker-----it made an aaak noise, as I must have pushed its last breath out of its lungs. For several years, whenever I saw a dead bird I had to step on it to see if I could make it speak. If I see a dead bird I still get that urge.

Last year when I worked at that pet shop, well, they say those birds weren't dead yet, but...

(....hey-----I'm just kidding----about the pet shop)

 

"Real men find Jesus sexually attractive"

 

I brake for elves, fairies, gnomes, leprechauns, unicorns, dragons
and other invisible creatures that only I can see!​

 

I use to have a life
but my job ate it!​

 

"yeehaw is not a foreign policy" "Dick Cheney eats kittens"

on the same car

 

I know one that is quite similar. "It's all fun and games til someone gets poked in the eye with a dick"

 

It would be a toss up between one i saw on a harley which said if you can read this the bitch fell off,or your village called they want their idiot back

 

I love bumper stickers! I know oh so many.

"Would somebody please give Bush a blowjob so we can impeach him"

"If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my mother"

"Yeah yeah. Jesus died for my sins. Tell him I said thanks"

"Shut the fuck up, asshole! Can't you see I'm meditating for world peace?"

"They haven't made the man who can compete with a chocolate dildo"

 

One I saw today:

Does everybody’s job suck
or is it only mine.​

 

Another of my favorites:

I'm just one bad relationship away from being
the Crazy Cat Lady!​

 

On someone's signature on this site was a picture of that archetypical perfect wife of the 1950's (think the mother in Father Knows Best), and the caption reads something like,
Profanities, it makes talking fun.

 

Recently saw this one:

Losing faith in humanity
one person at a time​