The funniest bumper sticker you ever saw.

Time is the best teacher....
Unfortunately it kills all it's students!​

 

it has squirrels on it and says its all fun and games till someone loses a nut ^..^

 

Kill for peace​

 

G-D thinks I deserve a better car..

you should pray for me..

while you're stuck there....

 

I saw one once that said: "Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!" You know those stick figures that you put on the back window of the car and you get people for every member of the family? Well my sister thought it would be funny to get an old lady figurine and surround her with a bunch of cats, lol.

 

That reminds me of the bumper sticker I saw that said:

I'm just one bad relationship away
from being the crazy cat lady​

 

dont read this .. WATCH THE ROAD!!

 

Republicans for
Voldemort​

 

I saw one the other day that said "this sticker is covering a rusty hole"...and it was flapping in the wind because it came unstuck from one side of the hole

 

"I'm only speeding 'cause I have to poop!"
"My cat can beat up your kid"

 

Jesus saves , He shops a Wal-Mart.:2thumbsup:

 

my other wife is a stripper

 

"Would the last American leaving Miami please bring the flag with them"

 

Jesus saves, and takes half damage.

 

I was stoned with my friend Bill driving and he hit on the brakes really quickly as traffic stopped right behind this old beat up van that had a bumper sticker that said 'Bill says no to drugs but yes to burritos'

 

Please overtake me
I'm on 9 points

 

lmao
thats awesome

 

This one isn't funny but I certainly liked it.. it said "Sure you can trust the government... just ask an Indian."

 

"Thank you for pot smoking" in the shape and style of a thank you for NOT smoking sign.

 

"I'm Wankin"