The funniest bumper sticker you ever saw.

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To​

 

Jeeez
If you love Honk ​

 

:smilielol5:

 

Give me coffee
and no one gets hurt. ​

 

i dont know anyone posted this but "snatch a kiss or vise versa" I saw this one years ago and its one of the best i've seen

 

Some mornings, it's just not worth
chewing through the leather straps.​

 

i thought I knew where I was going..

 

I brake for......wait....
AAAH!!.....NO BRAKES!!!!​

 

Jesus loves porn, this much.

 

better go around me, so i can get a clear shot at your head..

 

Dont get too close to my ass... I'm not gay

 

I bought that one for my girlfriend.

 

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

 

Fuck yeah!!!!

but i think it should be stated different:

WE didn't fight OUR way to the top of the food chain to become vegetarian(s).

 

Its not the funniest but i liked it "Honk if you wannah fuck".
The same guy had another sticker "Kidnapped baby on board" or it was kidnapped babies on board i forget.

 

My favorite one here is the one by sonic "sorry officer i thought you were trynna race" LMAO

 

why would someone put that on their car? That sounds like one you would put on somneone else's car.

 

Why is that? The way i see it is that he can do stupid driving so hot chicks could honk at him lol brilliant.

 

Looks like the short bus
is missing a passenger​